- Dr. Jack Stewart: I'm fed up with this; I really am. Every time I leave this hospital, I get hit.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Because you got a mouth on you, Jack.
- Dr. Jack Stewart: This guy could be behind the suicide murders!
- Steve Sloan: Well, how come you're alive? And how come the dead guys didn't have any bruises, and you've got a beauty?
- Gloria: Would you zip me, Markie-poo?
- Steve Sloan: Markie-poo.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: [to Steve] She never called me that.
- [to Gloria]
- Dr. Mark Sloan: You didn't call me that. Would you please tell my son you don't like me?
- Gloria: I do like you.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Well, I mean not like that.
- Gloria: I do like you like that.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: She didn't like me like me last night. Nothing happened at all.
- Gloria: Well, I want a man who knows what he's doing, not someone with a lot of muscles to show off.
- Dr. Mark Sloan: Well, I'm exactly the man for that job.