Dharma & Greg (TV Series)
Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington (1997)
Jenna Elfman: Dharma Finkelstein Montgomery
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Quotes
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Dharma : Say you were a Congressman, okay? How many guys would have to die before you become president?
Greg Montgomery : [thinking for a moment] All of them.
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Dharma : Sit down, come on. I have some really great news. Sit, sit, sit.
Abby O'Neil : What? What? What?
Dharma : Okay. So you know how Greg just won this really big case?
Abby O'Neil : Yeah.
Larry : [unsure] Yes.
Abby O'Neil : I told you about it.
Larry : I said yes!
Dharma : Anyway, because of that, he's been asked to run for Congress.
[Abby and Larry don't respond; Dharma chuckles nervously]
Dharma : So, say something. What do you think?
Larry : If this is a joke, tell me now... because my arm is numb and somebody might have to pound on my chest.