The Detectives (TV Series)

Strangers in Paradise (1993)

Robert Powell: Dave Briggs

Quotes 

• Superintendent Cottam : No heroics, I don't want you three getting out of your depths and trying anything silly.

  Dave Briggs : You mean like, Bohemian Rhapsody, sir?

• Bob Louis : I tell you what, I'm shaking like a leaf here.

  Dave Briggs : Where's sodding Alice Cooper got to?

  Bob Louis : He rushed off to the bog to swill his head under a tap.

  Dave Briggs : I thought he was gonna have a stroke during My Generation.

• Bob Louis : This is DC Briggs.

  Dave Briggs : MC Briggs. Badass motherkicker, general funkmaster.

  Polish Joe : I didn't catch your name.

  Bob Louis : They call me Old Slowcoach.

  Dave Briggs : Slowhand.

  Bob Louis : Slowhand.

  Polish Joe : So who's the old guy?

  Detective Simpson : Sammy Simpson, The Forces' Sweetheart.