The Detectives (TV Series)

Strangers in Paradise (1993)

Barry Cryer: Detective Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bob Louis : This is DC Briggs.

  Dave Briggs : MC Briggs. Badass motherkicker, general funkmaster.

  Polish Joe : I didn't catch your name.

  Bob Louis : They call me Old Slowcoach.

  Dave Briggs : Slowhand.

  Bob Louis : Slowhand.

  Polish Joe : So who's the old guy?

  Detective Simpson : Sammy Simpson, The Forces' Sweetheart.

• Bob Louis : [On stage]  What the hell are you playing?

  Detective Simpson : Floral Dance.

  Bob Louis : What happened to It's Impossible?

  Detective Simpson : Are you still on that?