Designing Women (TV Series)

Cruising (1987)

Charles Pierce: Claude

Quotes 

• Suzanne Sugarbaker : Aren't you the person that brought our bags on board?

  [Pointing to their waitress dressed as Joan Collins] 

  Claude : Yes, I am. And I know what you're thinking. You think that this is your wig, but it's not. I've had this wig a long, long time. It just looks very, very similar.

• Claude : And Katharine Hepburn. You do remember Katharine with that buzz-saw voice.

  [Imitating Katharine's voice] 

  Claude : "Oh, hello, Bette. When Spencer Tracy met me, he said, Kate, I'm a man and you're a woman. Well, I was happy. It was the first time anyone ever confirmed the doctor's report."

• Claude : [Impersonating Bette Davis]  What a cruise. Tell me, darlings. Was that Joan Collins hustling the tables? Ha.

  [Taking a puff on cigarette] 

  Claude : She's got to go. One bitch on this boat is enough.