- Stewart Sullivan: 7 hours on a B-52 bomber, 9 hours on an RAF bomber, and 3 more in a Russian helicopter - gives a man a new slant on comfort!
- [a photographer is taking publicity photographs of Jason King, dressed in open-necked shirt and shorts against a background of fake jungle, to accompany Jason's latest novel. A bikini-clad young woman is standing next to Jason]
- The Photographer: Closer! Now, bare your chest!
- [the woman turns towards the camera and shows off her boobs]
- The Photographer: No! Jason!