- Craig: You know you are a great guy. The most honest, down-to-earth, nicest person that I know. You're a little short, but that just adds to the cuteness. That I would find you to be. If you were a girl or I was not a guy.
- [points to himself]
- Craig: Is not gay. Just tell me this is helping.
- Marco: You're telling me what I really want to hear. I appreciate it, thanks. If you want to help tell me I'm an idiot.
- Craig: You're an idiot?
- Marco: I can't go downstairs. I can't stay here. I can't talk to Dylan. What do I do?
- Dylan: [Comes up behind them] Marco?
- [Marco kisses Craig so that Dylan can see, then pulls back quickly]
- Dylan: I, um-wow.
- Craig: So when in doubt you kiss Craig?
- Marco: I gotta settle this with Dylan.
- Craig: Yeah you do. You really, really do!
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: [When Spinner shows up in Ms. Hatzilakos' office with a flower] You shouldn't be here, Gavin.
- Spinner: I... I didn't make an appointment. I was afraid you wouldn't see me. I just want you to know this being expelled, I'm taking it like a vacation. I've been keeping up in my textbooks.
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: You were supposed to return those.
- Spinner: But I need them to write exams.
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: You don't get to do that.
- Spinner: So that's it? I just lose my whole year?
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: I'm willing to offer summer school.
- Spinner: But that only gives me two credits. That's not even enough to graduate. I mean, that's a whole year of my life I have to do over. That's not fair!
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: What's not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.
- Spinner: I need to finish my year, Ms. H!
- Principal Daphne Hatzilakos: No.
- [Spinner throws the flower in the garbage and leaves the office]
- Spinner: If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me.
- Jay Hogart: Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.
- Jay Hogart: Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail.
- Spinner: [smirks, lights a lighter]
- Jay Hogart: Put the toy away, fliphead.
- Spinner: You're stopping me?
- Jay Hogart: Shocking, but true.
- Spinner: You're a freak... in the same way that I am!
- Jay Hogart: Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you?
- Spinner: I want them back!
- Jay Hogart: Listen! As your friend substitute, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! It's not.