Degrassi: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Karma Chameleon (2002)

Melissa McIntyre: Ashley Kerwin

Quotes 

• Paige : Pencil it in, boys. Retro roller skating party.

  Ashley : A retro roller skating party? That sounds cool.

  Paige : Hm. Funny how something is so cool one year, and then so uncool the next. Kind of like people.

  Ashley : I get it, Paige, you don't have to invite me to your dumb party.

  Paige : Oh, but I was hoping you could take drugs, act like a freak and destroy everything. Oh wait. You did that last year.

• Ashley : Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives.

  Paige : Is this an apology or a math lesson?

• Ashley : Jimmy. Stop and listen, please? I'm really sorry for humiliating you, for being cruel and for what happened with Sean. It was the drugs. It wasn't me.

  Jimmy Brooks : You make it sound like it was no big thing.

  Ashley : It was and I've been paying for it Jimmy. I spent the summer in counseling.

  [Jimmy sits down] 

  Ashley : You okay?

  Jimmy Brooks : Yeah. I just... I missed you, Ash. I missed you a lot.

  Ashley : I missed you too. It hasn't felt the same. Even my mom misses you.

  Jimmy Brooks : Really?

  Ashley : Toby, too. His basketball game is totally hurting without your help.

  Jimmy Brooks : Well, maybe I could... maybe I could come over sometime. If... if Toby would want me to...

  Ashley : You know what? I think he would.

  Jimmy Brooks : Okay.

• Ashley : [to Terri]  Okay, Sean Cameron just asked me out. Remind me, did last year even happen? This is incredible.

  Terri McGreggor : I guess.

  Ashley : No, it's perfect. It couldn't be better if I wanted it to be.

  Terri McGreggor : But what about Jimmy? What will he do when he hears you're dating Sean?

  Ashley : I'm not dating anyone and I'm not Jimmy's girlfriend.

  Terri McGreggor : I know, but maybe you should just keep a low profile for a bit.

  Ashley : Ter, one day when a guy likes you, you'll understand how this works.

• Ashley : Hey, Jimmy.

  Jimmy Brooks : Don't talk to me, you slut.

  Ashley : What did you say?

  Jimmy Brooks : That's a word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.

  Ashley : You're not my boyfriend.

  Jimmy Brooks : Yeah, well I was last year when you messed around with Sean and now you want to go do it all over again?