- Kevin Smith: In my movie, Kevin Smith gets to dance with Caitlin Ryan.
- [Canadian ninjas appear and he and "Jay" must defend themselves]
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: Uh, Mister Smith?
- Kevin Smith: Yeah? Oh my god, who are you now?
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: I'm. I'm Spinner, I'm a friend of Craig's.
- Kevin Smith: Well, Spinner, friend of Craig's, what is Craig doing here instead of being in England where he's supposed to be?
- Gavin 'Spinner' Mason: He's staying here on set. He's sleeping here. He told me you knew that.
- Kevin Smith: I knew that? Spinner, the only thing I know is making a movie with a bunch of high school kids? Way worse than making a movie with Ben Affleck. Way worse.