- Craig: Have you seen Manny?
- Spinner: No, uh, seat's open though. Can I ask you a question, dude?
- Craig: Sure.
- Spinner: [smacks Craig] Are you on crack?
- Craig: Ow! What was that for?
- Spinner: Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlabooggle.
- Craig: No, I'm not.
- Spinner: Where's your future, dude? I mean no keg parties, no Spring Break in Florida...
- Craig: For once I want to do the right thing, ya know?
- Craig: But you don't have to keep the kid. There are other things you can do.
- Craig: This is what I want to do Spin. You don't get it.
- Spinner: No, I don't. At all.
- Craig: You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.
- Craig: [Craig tries to give Manny a hug] There she is!
- Manny: Don't, Craig.
- Craig: What's the matter?
- Manny: I can't do this... I thought I could, but having a baby now...
- Craig: You're not making any sense.
- Manny: Someday, you're gonna be a great dad. And someday, I hope I'll be a mom, but now... now isn't someday yet.
- [she starts walking away]
- Craig: [Craig runs after her] "No! No, you're not. Manny,
- [shouts]
- Craig: stop! No I won't let you!"
- [he grabs her arm]
- Manny: No!
- Emma: [Emma comes] Craig!
- Craig: Emma! You butt out! What she's doing is wrong!
- Emma: I agree with you, okay? If she was just some stranger I'd be *furious* with her but, she's my friend and it's her choice.
- Craig: But it's my baby!
- Emma: And it's Manny's body! What about her?
- Manny: I just... I can't.
- Liberty: [in her '50s outfit] Hey Sean, what do you say we ditch school and go chill in the ravine?
- Sean Cameron: Liberty...
- Liberty: I can get us a five-finger discount on a pack of smokes.
- Jay Hogart: [laughs] A five-finger discount?
- Liberty: Oh I'm edgy, I'm on fire.
- Sean Cameron: Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.
- [walks up to Manny and Craig]
- Ashley: What you reading guys?
- [grabs baby name book from Craig]
- Ashley: So you need a name...
- Ashley: Hey everybody these two have an announcement to make guys! Guys aww... they're too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant. That's right 'cause it's way too difficult to use a condom! I can't believe you slept with her.