- Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, just for sociability's sake, and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk.
- Joanie Stubbs: Well, what's Your preference?
- Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed.
- [last lines]
- Calamity Jane: Did you just kill that girl in the Chez Amis?
- Francis Wolcott: I did not. That girl in the Chez Amis is well.
- Calamity Jane: So whose blood's on your own fucking mug?
- Francis Wolcott: My own. My name is Francis Wolcott. If you find me untrue in any particular, I stay at the Grand Central Hotel.
- Calamity Jane: Who runs that joint?
- Francis Wolcott: A grotesque named Farnum.
- Calamity Jane: You ain't lied, so far.
- Doc Cochran: I would see to those others pro bono.
- Cy Tolliver: I know what that means. Prove to me you do.
- Tom Nuttall: My Bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire, with aplomb! Those that doubt me... suck cock by choice!