- Calamity Jane: Fuckin' Steve. The exact type malicious cocksucker tars every fuckin' drunk with his brush.
- Al Swearengen: [about Hearst] He must think I'm a fucking dog, forgives the blow first friendly scratch at the ear.
- Al Swearengen: Another fuckin' invite. Fuckin' Hearst must take me for an optimist.
- Dan Dority: I'm gonna kill that cocksucker.
- Al Swearengen: All in good time.
- Calamity Jane: Where would the stage be?
- Joanie Stubbs: I dont know.
- Calamity Jane: Yeah I don't know either.
- Dan Dority: You know you hurt my feelings.
- Al Swearengen: Dan.
- Dan Dority: That's the long and short of it, Al. You fucking pick Adams to represent you, you hurt my feelings and that is the fucking matter's end.
- Dolly: I don't like it either.
- Al Swearengen: No, huh? What?
- Dolly: When they hold you down.
- Al Swearengen: I guess I do that, huh, with your fucking hair.
- Dolly: No.
- Al Swearengen: No? Well bless you for a fucking fibber.
- Al Swearengen: Tell me who you want in the election.
- Dolly: Star for Mayor and Harry Manning for Sheriff.
- Al Swearengen: Star for Mayor and Bullock for fucking Sheriff.
- Dolly: Bullock yells at you.
- Al Swearengen: Get out. Shut up and get out.
- E.B. Farnum: Trailing clouds of glory.
- Hotel Patron: Do you read Wordsworth?
- E.B. Farnum: I do not, Madam, no. How do you come to ask?
- Hotel Patron: You've just quoted him.
- E.B. Farnum: Well, I have a digest from which I memorize, supressing the author's names. Enjoy your supper.
- [to himself]
- E.B. Farnum: When will I raise courage to search that woman's room?
- Calamity Jane: This succeeds, Bullock, what you're trying to work out here, I will doff hat to you and no fucking mistake.
- Charlie Utter: Just don't let her take off her boots.
- Al Swearengen: Fuckin' cold in here anyway.
- Dolly: You want a blanket?
- Al Swearengen: If I do, I'll put it round me. You ain't the boss of the fuckin' bedclothes.
- Al Swearengen: It's not the fucking hour. It's not the fucking vantage of the chair. It's you, that's changed the level of you suction somehow. That's the fucking sum and substance of it.
- Dolly: Maybe if I get on my knees?
- Al Swearengen: You're the cocksucker. Change the fucking angle.
- Calamity Jane: Any fucking domicile but the graveyard suits me fine. Don't you worry about me. I got things taken care of over here.
- Joanie Stubbs: I don't know either. But I do know you're welcome wherever I go.
- Joanie Stubbs: I wish once I could care for those little ones. Just once instead of doin' what I did.
- [Alma is called Mrs. Garret by a bank customer]
- Alma Garret: Since you can read, you may wish to examine my name plate.