- Audrey Liddell: You think we should wake him?
- Pacey Witter: Well, we should. As much as I've enjoyed his ramblings and his questionable taste in music, he has bragged about the number of times he's seen you naked.
- Audrey Liddell: He has never seen me naked.
- Pacey Witter: Really? He knows about the tattoo on you-know-where.
- Audrey Liddell: Wake up you little pervert!
- [Jack Osbourne rises from the back seat of their car]
- Jack Osbourne: What the
- [beep]
- Jack Osbourne: ?
- Audrey Liddell: What's this about you seeing me naked?
- Jack Osbourne: [to Pacey] What the
- [beep]
- Jack Osbourne: did you tell her?
- Pacey Witter: Only what you told me, chief.
- Jack Osbourne: Oh, thanks a lot! Thanks a
- [beep]
- Jack Osbourne: lot! I confide in you, and this is what I get?
- Audrey Liddell: I'm listening, Jack.
- Jack Osbourne: Well, you know that telescope in my bedroom? Well, I didn't exactly do much star gazing.
- Audrey Liddell: I'm so telling your father!
- Jack Osbourne: Go ahead, he had a peak too. And I might say that he was really impressed.
- Audrey Liddell: Okay, then I'm telling your mother, and she's really gonna kick your ass, Jack!
- Jack Osbourne: [beat] Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Out of my
- [beep]
- Jack Osbourne: way. I gotta take a
- [beep]
- Jack Osbourne: piss.