- Dawson Leery: This is so Breakfast Club!
- Jen: Breakfast Club?
- Dawson Leery: You know, the John Hughes movie where five kids are stuck in detention all day?
- Joey Potter: Yeah, in the beginning they hate each other, and then by the end they're best friends.
- Jen: Oh yeah. God, that movie stunk! Whatever happened to those actors?
- Dawson Leery: Well, Anthony Michael Hall developed some weird thyroid condition, Molly Ringwald lost her gawky ingenue appeal, and the rest are languishing somewhere in TV hell.
- Pacey: No way! Emilio Estevez! He was in those Duck movies, remember? God, those were classics, so funny!
- [Jen, Dawson and Joey stare at him blankly]
- Pacey: What?
- Abby: I am so bored.
- Pacey: Why don't you get out your ecstasy, Abby and me and you can go down to the boy's locker room and... you know...
- Abby: I don't have any left, and even if I did I wouldn't waste it on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
- Pacey: Aww... you're not gonna let Rudolph join in any of your perverted reindeer games?
- Abby: Hey, now that's an idea. We should play a game. C'mon, I'll be your best friend!
- Jen: We can't all be like you, Abby, having your little ecstasy gang bangs on the floor of the boys' locker room.