- Audrey Liddell: Waitressing is a bitch!
- [Audrey kicks off her boots, one of which hits the books on Joey's desks, knocking them all over]
- Joey Potter: Nice entrance.
- Audrey Liddell: Oww, my feet feels like one enormous blister.
- Joey Potter: I told you not to wear those shoes.
- Audrey Liddell: Okay, it's offical. You do know everything.
- [Audrey collapses next to Joey in her bed]
- Joey Potter: Audrey, has it escaped your attention that this is my bed?
- Audrey Liddell: Can I help it that this is the one closest to the door? No.
- Joey Potter: We can't both sleep here together.
- Audrey Liddell: Sure we can. It'll be the most action this bed's ever seen.
- Joey Potter: Well, for your information, I got asked out today.
- Audrey Liddell: [gasps] Of course you said "no".
- Joey Potter: Of course.
- Audrey Liddell: Because your're long-suffering, insane, and fixated on Dawson?
- Joey Potter: How dysfunctional do you think I am?
- Audrey Liddell: About one lithium pill short of 'Girl Interrupted' status.