- Andie: Jen's a cheerleader and Jack's on the football team? OK, so I got sane and everyone else went crazy?
- Jennifer "Jen" Lindley: Ever since they elected me leader of their little junta, all they want to do are these nasty, sardonic, self-aware cheers. They've even started to dress like me. It's like they're genetically pre-disposed to having absolutely no identity.
- Jack: Yeah, that's the blonde gene.