Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

Four Scary Stories (2001)

Joshua Jackson: Pacey Witter

Quotes 

• Pacey Witter : [to the weird and ugly diner patrons]  All right, which one of you inbred, redneck, freaks crashed into my car tonight? Show of hands, anyone? Was it you? Or you? Come one, someone say something.

  [the ugly and inbred diner owner, Vic, approaches Pacey] 

  Vic : Get outta my diner!

  Pacey Witter : Oh no, mister. I will not. One of your patrons in here smashed into my car out on the road just a few minutes ago.

  Vic : Not my problem, boy!

  Pacey Witter : Oh, but it is your problem. If the person is in here and you're hiding him...

  Vic : [bearing his rotting, clenched teeth]  Leave!

  Pacey Witter : Oh my! You really should think about seeing a dentist.

• [Pacey and Karen find themselves in a creepy diner when an ugly redneck wench of a waitress approaches them] 

  Wench : You people comin' or stayin'?

  Pacey Witter : I'm sorry, we were in an accident. Do you have a phone here?

  Wench : On the wall over there.

  Pacey Witter : No, that phone's out of order.

  Wench : Then I guess you're out of luck.