- Dawson: It's become obvious to me that in life you're either a Mac person or a PC person, and the choice defines you. Let me put it to you this way: Beatles or Elvis?
- Mitch Leery: Beatles.
- Dawson: See? Exactly. This is no different.
- [Mitch is giving Dawson fatherly advice, before Dawson leaves for college the following morning]
- Mitch Leery: You know not to have sex without a condom, right?
- Dawson: Oh, dad, please. I was the only kid in kindergarten who knew what Trojans were.
- Mitch Leery: Right. Erm, drugs.
- Dawson: I can't swear to you that I'll never try some variety of narcotic. But I can promise you I'll never get so strung out I'll steal your TV.
- Mitch Leery: Can you promise me... you won't join a frat?
- Dawson: That I can promise.
- Mitch Leery: Okay.