- Quinn: [club pages have been cut from the yearbook] But you can't be serious about this!
- Daria: Listen, Ted has a point.
- Quinn: Aha! It's that boy! So it's about love, is it?
- Daria: It is not about love!
- Quinn: Alright, keep it your secret to cherish always, but just because you're going out -
- Daria: Ted and I are *not* going out!
- Quinn: Whatever! Just tell loverboy we want our yearbook back!
- Daria: Did you hear that? You just used the verb "want" with the noun "book."
- Quinn: Save the math games for your boyfriend.
- Helen: Who is Ted and why haven't you told us about him, and is he trying to get you to join a cult?
- Daria: Oh, brother.
- Jake Morgendorffer: He calls himself brother? You mean like Brother Ted?
- Daria: No, like, "Oh, brother, you're all crazy." Ted is a nice guy from yearbook. He's odd, but he's not in a cult. And for the last time, we are *not* going out!
- [Daria exits]
- Helen: She's obviously lying.
- Jake Morgendorffer: Absolutely.
- Quinn: No question.