Daria (TV Series)

The New Kid (1998)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Quinn : Look, when you get thrown off a horse, you have to get back up and shoot it, right?

  Daria : I guess so.

• Daria : You tried to buy my influence with a date?

  Quinn : Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.

• Quinn : [club pages have been cut from the yearbook]  But you can't be serious about this!

  Daria : Listen, Ted has a point.

  Quinn : Aha! It's that boy! So it's about love, is it?

  Daria : It is not about love!

  Quinn : Alright, keep it your secret to cherish always, but just because you're going out -

  Daria : Ted and I are *not* going out!

  Quinn : Whatever! Just tell loverboy we want our yearbook back!

  Daria : Did you hear that? You just used the verb "want" with the noun "book."

  Quinn : Save the math games for your boyfriend.

• Helen : Who is Ted and why haven't you told us about him, and is he trying to get you to join a cult?

  Daria : Oh, brother.

  Jake Morgendorffer : He calls himself brother? You mean like Brother Ted?

  Daria : No, like, "Oh, brother, you're all crazy." Ted is a nice guy from yearbook. He's odd, but he's not in a cult. And for the last time, we are *not* going out!

  [Daria exits] 

  Helen : She's obviously lying.

  Jake Morgendorffer : Absolutely.

  Quinn : No question.

• Quinn : Hey! Check it out! My web page just had 2500 hits in just the last three hours!

  Daria : Really? I can beat that.

  Quinn : You don't even have a web page.

  Daria : No, but I can hit.

  Quinn : [the door closes; sounds of Daria hitting Quinn are audible]  Ow! Ow! Mom! Dad! Help!