Daria (TV Series)
The Misery Chick (1997)
Paul Williams: Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie
Quotes
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Kevin Thompson : Tommy Sherman.
Tommy Sherman : That's the name, don't wear it out.
Kevin Thompson : I'm your biggest fan.
Tommy Sherman : I doubt that, unless the rest of them are pygmies, ha ha.
Kevin Thompson : I'm Kevin Thompson, this is Michael Jordan MacKenzie, we call him Mac
Tommy Sherman : MICHAEL JORDAN MACKENZIE! You're kidding, right.
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : It was Michael James MacKenzie. My dad went a Bulls playoff game when I was 12, and... then he changed it.
Tommy Sherman : That's sick man, so what you guys, on the intermural squad, or something?
Kevin Thompson : Varsity dude, I'm the QB.
[Tommy Sherman laughs pompously, then Kevin laughs too, unaware of what is so funny]
Tommy Sherman : [annoyed] Why are you laugh?
Kevin Thompson : Um, why are you?
Tommy Sherman : I'm just picturing a scrawny little guy like you, trying to play for some third-rate junior college somewhere, and getting your butt kicked every week.
Kevin Thompson : Oh yeah, that's funny.
Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : No it isn't.