Daria (TV Series)

The Misery Chick (1997)

Ken Schatz: Tommy Sherman

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Quotes 

• Tommy Sherman : [Brittany ties her shoes and see a pair of unfamiliar feet, she slowly looks up]  Keep going, it gets better.

  [revealing the feet belong to Tommy Sherman] 

  Tommy Sherman : Hello beautiful, I see one about Lawndale football has improved a lot, since I was unanimously voted most valuable player, the cheerleaders.

  Brittany : YOU'RE TOMMY SHERMAN!

  Tommy Sherman : You know your sports.

  Brittany : My boyfriend's Kevin Thompson, he's quarterback of the team, HE WORSHIPS YOU!

  Tommy Sherman : That's great, listen they're putting me up at the Lawndale Manor. How about you and I head back there, order some champagne, get horizontal, and you can find out how big a hero I am.

  Brittany : Didn't you hear what I said, my BOYFRIEND IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

  Tommy Sherman : What are you telling me he wants to watch? I don't know.

  [Brittany slaps Tommy in the face and walks away] 

  Tommy Sherman : Alright, alright he can watch. HEY WHERE YA GOING, DID SOMEONE FLASH THE BIMBO SIGNAL?

• Kevin Thompson : Tommy Sherman.

  Tommy Sherman : That's the name, don't wear it out.

  Kevin Thompson : I'm your biggest fan.

  Tommy Sherman : I doubt that, unless the rest of them are pygmies, ha ha.

  Kevin Thompson : I'm Kevin Thompson, this is Michael Jordan MacKenzie, we call him Mac

  Tommy Sherman : MICHAEL JORDAN MACKENZIE! You're kidding, right.

  Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : It was Michael James MacKenzie. My dad went a Bulls playoff game when I was 12, and... then he changed it.

  Tommy Sherman : That's sick man, so what you guys, on the intermural squad, or something?

  Kevin Thompson : Varsity dude, I'm the QB.

  [Tommy Sherman laughs pompously, then Kevin laughs too, unaware of what is so funny] 

  Tommy Sherman : [annoyed]  Why are you laugh?

  Kevin Thompson : Um, why are you?

  Tommy Sherman : I'm just picturing a scrawny little guy like you, trying to play for some third-rate junior college somewhere, and getting your butt kicked every week.

  Kevin Thompson : Oh yeah, that's funny.

  Michael Jordan 'Mack' Mackenzie : No it isn't.