Daria (TV Series)
The F Word (2000)
Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer
Quotes
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Daria Morgendorffer : Okay, where's your evil twin?
Jane Lane : The aliens finished their experiments, and let me return in her place.
Daria Morgendorffer : How was the probe?
Jane Lane : Less intrusive this time.
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Jane Lane : So, what are you gonna fail at, giving a damn?
Daria Morgendorffer : I could fail to see the merit of this assignment.
Jane Lane : Or succeed in finding it a waste of time.
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Daria Morgendorffer : I just picked what I'm gonna fail at; getting Quinn grounded so she can't go to that thing.
Jane Lane : Excellent.
Daria Morgendorffer : This way, if I blow the assignment and Quinn IS grounded, I still win.
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Daria Morgendorffer : I'm gonna head home. I wanna see if they delivered my hydrocephalic skull replica.
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Daria Morgendorffer : [Daria and Jane enter class to see Britney crying hysterically] Let me guess; a teen movie star choked on his gum.
Jane Lane : That, or the cafeteria ran out of bendy-straws again.