- Lucy Ewing: It's the feast of San Antonio. Everybody has the day off.
- Peyton Allen: You can count on us.
- [slyly:]
- Peyton Allen: What about your men folk?
- Lucy Ewing: My uncle and the forernan are here. They'll be back in a minute.
- Peyton Allen: I might have known. I know I'd never leave somebody who looks like you alone.
- Lucy Ewing: We were alone up till half an hour ago.
- Peyton Allen: That's the story of my life! Thirty minutes the wrong side of paradise.
- [snickers]
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: You talk about justice?
- Peyton Allen: Nope. *Frick* talks about justice. I talk about having a good time!
- [chuckles]
- Peyton Allen: And I intend to. Here.
- Jock Ewing: [would-be rapists has to be set free] Somebody tell me what's going on around here!
- Miss Ellie Ewing: We can't involve the law!