Dr. Herbert Styles: Well, if it's war you want, J.R., you've got it... Men have tried to run roughshod over me before. Be happy to show you their tombstones.
JR Ewing: Yeah, that may be so but none of them were named J.R. Ewing. That's for sure.
JR Ewing: When you're holding a double barrel shotgun, you might as well use both barrels.