Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)
Thor (2001)
Wanda Sykes: Wanda Sykes
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Quotes
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Larry : OK... Wanda...
Wanda Sykes : Oh, you know who I am, okay. Thought I had to turn around and show you my big ass.
Larry : You completely, completely misinterpreted that...
Wanda Sykes : Completely what?
Larry : I didn't say you had a big ass.
Wanda Sykes : How am I supposed to take that? You yelled out "Hey, Big Ass Wanda!"
Larry : No, I didn't say "big ass". I was just saying hello! I was just trying...
Wanda Sykes : Is *that* how you say "hello"?
Larry : Uh, well...
Wanda Sykes : Is that
[waving]
Wanda Sykes : "Hey, Big Ass!" Or "Hey, Assy!" "Hey, I know your ass!" What is that? That's not how you say hello, is it?
Larry : Perhaps not.
Wanda Sykes : So something about my ass has made you download it and store it in your memory.
Larry : No, no, that's not so.
Cheryl David : [under her breath] Oh, brother.
Wanda Sykes : [to Cheryl] What is wrong with this man?
Cheryl David : I don't know. We were just having this discussion.
Wanda Sykes : Did you tell him how wrong it is to even say something like that?
Cheryl David : Yeah! Believe me, I told him.
Wanda Sykes : You know, a woman's ass is very personal.
Cheryl David : I didn't know he was so obsessed with asses until today.
Larry : What? What are you saying?
Wanda Sykes : This man... you know what? You have an ass man. Larry, you are an ass man.
Larry : I am not an ass man!
Wanda Sykes : [pointing at Larry] You are an ass man.
Cheryl David : He's got some sort of fetish that I didn't even know about.
Larry : What? A fetish? Hey, I don't have any ass fetish, okay? Let me get that straight.
Cheryl David : He's obsessed with asses. I'm just finding that out.
Larry : Obsessed with asses? I am not obsessed with asses.
Wanda Sykes : OK, assy. And what is that, that shit all over you? What you been doing, scrounging around looking for asses? All under the bleachers and stuff, "oh, where's the ass?"
