- Dr. Nigel Townsend: If I killed my husband where would I stash the body.
- Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: If you killed your husband you would have to start in the closet.
- Dr. Garret Macy: Aren't you 10 years overdue for a dating life?
- Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: Well, yea. But then I would have to cancel my subscription to Old Spinster Monthly.
- Dr. Mahesh 'Bug' Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: Hey, kids, I was in the sand box first so either shut up or get out.
- Det. Woody Hoyt: It's a little thing we call leg work.
- Devan Maguire: Oh yeah. Well it's a dumb way to make a living.
- Det. Woody Hoyt: And cutting up dead people isn't?