The Critic (TV Series)
L.A. Jay (1994)
Charles Napier: Duke Phillips
Quotes
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Jay Sherman : Boss, I'd like to go on sabbatical.
Duke Phillips : You people sure have a lot of holidays.
Jay Sherman : No, I've written a screenplay and I'm taking it to Hollywood. But since I'm a film critic, there might be a conflict of interest.
Duke Phillips : You want to hear a conflict of interest? I own a cigarette company and a company that sells nicotine patches. I own a baseball team and I bet against them, I love America, but for tax purposes, I'm a citizen of the Dutch Antilles.
Jay Sherman : Gee, thanks for sharing all that with me. Now that I know all your secrets, you don't have to kill me, do you?
Duke Phillips : If I do, you'll never see it coming.