Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Newsday (2005)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : Hank's short on cash and the paper boy industry is being taken over by twelve-year-olds.

  Brent Leroy : What's next, dogs chasing cats?

• Hank Yarbo : I lost my part-time job delivering papers.

  Brent Leroy : Oh, why'd they give you the boot?

  Hank Yarbo : Ah, something about lack of focus, reliability... it's kind of fuzzy.

  Lacey Burrows : I didn't know they delivered the Howler.

  Hank Yarbo : No, it was one of those big-city ones... The Globe & Post, or The Post & Beam... National Stick... I can't remember.

• [Lacey's tip jars are empty] 

  Lacey Burrows : What's wrong with trees?

  Hank Yarbo : Dogs pee on 'em, they get sap on your clothes, you gotta rake up their leaves, they don't make any sound when they fall in the forest... no one trusts them.

  Lacey Burrows : Did you fall out of one? Maybe at an early age?

  Hank Yarbo : Let's not make this personal. Trees suck, is all.

• Lacey Burrows : What do you think of the trivia section?

  Hank Yarbo : There's an air of triviality to it.

  Lacey Burrows : Makes you think, though. I mean, Brent's cartoon is funny but who knew that Saskatchewan was bigger than the entire country of Sweden?

  [cut to the office of the Premier of Saskatchewan] 

  Lorne Calvert : So what do you think of that, Sweden?

• Wanda Dollard : Nice haul. I wish I got tips.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, well... I work in the service industry.

  Wanda Dollard : I work at a service station. A station of service.

  Lacey Burrows : Yeah, but you don't serve food.

  Wanda Dollard : You mean Gummi-Floss isn't food?