Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Newsday (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : Hank's short on cash and the paper boy industry is being taken over by twelve-year-olds.

  Brent Leroy : What's next, dogs chasing cats?

• Hank Yarbo : I lost my part-time job delivering papers.

  Brent Leroy : Oh, why'd they give you the boot?

  Hank Yarbo : Ah, something about lack of focus, reliability... it's kind of fuzzy.

  Lacey Burrows : I didn't know they delivered the Howler.

  Hank Yarbo : No, it was one of those big-city ones... The Globe & Post, or The Post & Beam... National Stick... I can't remember.

• Vicki Gabereau : Well, I'm with the world famous cartoonist, Brent Leroy. Tell me, Brent, is this the best your imagination can come up with, being on the Vicki Gabereau Show?

  Brent Leroy : What? I love your show!

  Vicki Gabereau : But this isn't even my set.

  Brent Leroy : Oh, this is all just in my head.

  Vicki Gabereau : Uh-huh. Well, your imagination sucks. I'm getting a coffee.

  [she leaves] 

• Brent Leroy : Hey, Dad! Good news, I'm out of the newspaper business.

  Oscar Leroy : How does that get me a red wagon?

  Brent Leroy : One sentence into the conversation, and you lost me.