Clueless (TV Series)
Kiss Me Kip (1996)
Nicole Eggert: Summer Bonet
Quotes
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Mel Horowitz : [answering machine] You've reached the home office of Mel Horowitz, please leave a message, thank you.
[beep]
Summer Bonet : [as the girls listen in] Hello, Mel?
Mel Horowitz : Hello, hello, I'm here.
Summer Bonet : Hi, it's Summer Bonet.
Mel Horowitz : Hi, Summer.
Cher Horowitz : Dee, the machine didn't click off! Oh, it's private, we shouldn't listen.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [scoffs, rises] As if!
[leans gleefully over desk to make the most out of listening in]
Summer Bonet : ...calling to discuss Kip's contract.
Mel Horowitz : Summer, we've been through this before, you're not Kip's manager, and I don't work for you.
Summer Bonet : [sneers] Yeah, and I told you that I am playing the female lead in Tarantula, even if Kip has to stop production to make it happen, okay?
[sneers]
Summer Bonet : Come on, he's a two-bit hack, he's so dumb, he'll do whatever I tell him to. Goodbye, Mel.
[dial tone]
Cher Horowitz : This is a disaster. This is just like when they gave Demi Moore twelve million dollars for Striptease.
[there's something on her chair when she sits down]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : You knew it was gonna crash and burn,
[Cher is surprised by what she found]
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : but there was nothing you could do to stop it.
Cher Horowitz : [sharply inhaling her breath] Oh my God!
[rushing forward with her find]
Cher Horowitz : I can't believe it! Heart attack! Kip's... date-book!
Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [scoffs] Don't taunt me, Cher.
Cher Horowitz : No, it's his, look! Costume fittings, workout schedules, interviews...
[as Dee takes a whiff of the manly scent of the address book]
Cher Horowitz : He must have left it for a reason, subconsciously. Like, he wanted someone to find it, and help him...
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Kip Killmore : [inside the restaurant] Look, Summer, I'm really sorry, I have no idea how all these people knew that we were gonna be here.
Summer Bonet : Oh, I don't care.
[little laugh]
Summer Bonet : You know, it's just I wanted to be alone with you, you know, so we could talk about your future and, uh, that contract... cos you know that I care so much about you... and you definitely need a guardian to take care of all that talent.
Kip Killmore : Yeah. And no one else cares about my talent.
[she giggles]
Cher Horowitz : [voiceover] All I could do was watch helplessly as Summer weaved her vixen web, and then suddenly an even more hideous obstacle.
Amber Mariens : [arriving] Uhm, Kip,
[gushes]
Amber Mariens : I really hate to bother you, but... would you mind if I had a picture with you?
Kip Killmore : Hey, sure.
[Summer scowls]
Kip Killmore : Ah, but just... just one.
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Amber Mariens : [faked coughing] Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm just... really allergic to cheap perfume.
[to Summer:]
Amber Mariens : Could you just create some distance so that I can breathe?
Summer Bonet : [seething] I'll be at the bar.
[leaves]
Kip Killmore : [going after her] Summer! Summer, wait!
Cher Horowitz : [voiceover] This was it! Amber had unwittingly created my window of opportunity.
Kip Killmore : [catching up to Summer] Listen...
Cher Horowitz : [closing in] Excuse me...
Kip Killmore : [stopping in his tracks] It's you!
Cher Horowitz : Hello...?
Kip Killmore : Summer, this is the girl that's been causing me all those problems.
[cellphone in hand, pointing at Cher:]
Kip Killmore : Stay!
[on phone:]
Kip Killmore : Mel? Kip. Listen, I want you to take out a restraining order on this teenager. Oh, she's blond, about fifteen, and never leaves a person alone! Yeah? Yeah?
[to Cher:]
Kip Killmore : Is your name Cher?
Cher Horowitz : [takes the phone from him] Hi, Daddy. Sorry, I'm going to fix this, and I will call you right back.
Kip Killmore : You're Mel's daughter?
Cher Horowitz : Yeah. And there's something I think you should hear.
Summer Bonet : [on tape] "And I told you that I am playing the female lead in Tarantula, even if Kip has to stop production to make..."
[she tries to grab the device]
Summer Bonet : Give me that!
[recording continues:]
Summer Bonet : "I mean, come on, he's a two-bit hack! He's so dumb, he's gonna do whatever I tell him to."
[to Kip:]
Summer Bonet : Kip! Kip, it was just negotiating, you know? I... I was playing hardball.
Kip Killmore : [stunned] You called me... a hack.
Summer Bonet : Yeah. Well, I mean... it was, it was a tactic, you know, a strategy.
Kip Killmore : You know what, Summer? I don't think this relationship is exactly what I thought it was. I think you'd better leave.
Summer Bonet : Fine, if that's the way you want it after everything that I have done for you.
[turns, glares at Cher, scoffs, leaves]
Cher Horowitz : [to Kip, who is looking at her with new eyes] I know I have been such a mosquito, but I just had to warn you.