Clone High (TV Series)
Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (2002)
Christopher Miller: JFK, Vice Principal Mr. Butlertron
Quotes
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Scudworth : [looking into a periscope in his office at Joan and Abe] Young, unsuspecting clones. Little do they know... I control them!
Scudworth : [raises the periscope, which reveals Scudworth's head, wearing a folded paper pirate hat] The greatest minds the world has ever known! For what is more powerful than a high school PRINCIPAL?
Shadowy Figure : [voice from the shadows] Doctor Scudworth!
Shadowy Figure : [Scudworth yelps, as the man steps out of the shadows] I'm sorry to disturb you but there's growing concern among the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures that you may be... completely insane.
Scudworth : Blasphemy!
[Scudworth slowly removes his pirate hat and places it in a drawer marked Pirate Hats. He smiles at the Shadowy Figure]
Shadowy Figure : Yeah well you do have a robotic butler named Mr. Butlertron.
Mr. Butlertron : [Mr. Butlertron enters, carrying a tray] Anyone for scooooones?
Scudworth : [Takes a scone] Why creating a mechanical British servant is no more eccentric than that tie you're wearing!
Mr. Butlertron : [Shadowy Figure looks down. He's not wearing a tie. Mr. Butlertron's tray reemerges, carrying a tea pot and a cup] More tea, Wesley?
Scudworth : He calls everyone Wesley. Don't know why.
Shadowy Figure : Yeah that's facinating. But we're paying you to monitor these clones as closely as possible, so if you wanna keep your job, you can either write a report proving you know what it's like to be a student at Clone High...
Scudworth : [Interrupting] I'll do no such thing!
Shadowy Figure : -Or I'll kill you.
Scudworth : [Typing on the computer] I'll title it, What It's Like to Be a Teenage Clone, colon, A Rope of Sand.
Mr. Butlertron : [Mr. Butlertron enters scene] Good title, it draws the reader in without giving too much away.
Mr. Butlertron : [Long pause] Wesleeeey.
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Gandhi : [to JFK] Party at your place on Friday, right? Rockin!
Abe : Yeah, psyched for the rager, JFK... dog!
JFK : I will see you there, and by will, I mean won't! Hahaha!
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] 'Cause you're not invited. I, uh, wasn't sure if I was clear earlier. So, uh, you're not. Invited, that is.
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] To my party!
JFK : [walks out, comes back in] Forgot to wash my hands!
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JFK : My abs are so firm, you can grate cheese on em!
