Clerks (TV Series)

Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal's Imagination and Patrick Swayze Either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store (2001)

Michael McShane: Officer Big Mac

Quotes 

• Big Mac : Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidentally, not the same costume party. I am able to remove my costume but I have decided to wear it as protection against the deadly virus. Are there any questions?

  Tovah Hernandaz-Carlson : Who are you supposed to be?

  Big Mac : I'm Big Mac. Beloved constable and best friend to Ronald McDonald. Now are there any questions about the virus?

  Steve-Dave : Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?

  Big Mac : No... Yes. Look, does anybody have any questions about the virus that could kill us all?

  Reporter : Can the virus kill the Grimace?

  Big Mac : Nothing can kill the Grimace. All right, we're done here.