Kevin Michael Richardson: Morpheus, Narrator

Quotes 

• [phone rings] 

  Randal Graves : Quick Stop. Yep. Hey, it's for you, I think it's your dad.

  Dante Hicks : Hello?

  Morpheus : Is your refrigerator running?

  Dante Hicks : That's the oldest one in the book.

  Morpheus : Neo, please. Let me tell you about the Matrix.

  Dante Hicks : No. I'm hanging up.

  Morpheus : Don't hang up. We don't have to talk about the Matrix. We can just talk about... stuff. Your favorite bands, chicks who've broken our hearts... um, the Matrix.

  Dante Hicks : [hangs up] 

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• [Dante answers the phone] 

  Dante Hicks : Hello?

  Morpheus : Hello, Neo. Are you ready to find out what the Matrix is?

  Dante Hicks : No, stop calling. I'm gonna call the cops.

  Morpheus : Don't hang up. We don't have to talk about the Matrix. We can talk about... stuff. Bands you like, girls we've dated, the Matrix...