Clerks (TV Series)

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives (2000)

Jason Mewes: Jay

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Quotes 

• Jay : Ooh, it's cold. Like that planet Hoth in 'Empire'.

  Dante : We've already made that 'Star Wars' reference.

• Jay : Give the guy a break, I remember this one time, me and Silent Bob were on the run.

  [Flashback to Jay and Silent Bob running with a sofa into an alley] 

  Jay : [Jay and Silent Bob notice Caitlin making out with two painters] 

  Dante Hicks : She was with two painters?

  Jay : At the same time?

  Dante Hicks : I understand.

  Jay : Dude, it was a three way.

  Dante Hicks : What do you say we talk about...

  Jay : An all painter three way, man.

• Girl : It's been raining all day.

  Boy : I'm bored.

  Girl : I know. Let's make a movie. Take off your shirt.

  Jay : Hold it kids.

  Girl : Oh my gosh. It's Jay and Silly Bob.

  Silent Bob : That's Silent Bob.

  Boy : And NBA great, Charles Barkley.

  Charles Barkley : Hey kids.

  Jay : I thought we told you to get out of here.

• Jay : [during the episode intro on the DVD] 

  [getting a massage from Silent Bob] 

  Jay : Welcome back. We're chillin' poolside at our phat palatial estate. You just saw episode 1. It was cool to make, right, Silent Bob?

  [Silent Bob nods] 

  Jay : But there was one problem: Because it was TV, we couldn't curse. So on behalf of that, fuck, suck, suck it, stroke my cock, eat my balls, suck some cock, no, don't suck some cock. Ew. Eat some fat, wet, y'know. But fuck, suck, suck, suck it and fuck it, shit, shit, tits, ass, and balls and cock. Balls, cock, pussy, titty. Naw. Well anyway, here's episode 2. I'm gettin' a rub down, y'know what I'm sayin'?