Clerks (TV Series)

The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives (2000)

Michael McShane: Locksmith, Randal's Japanese husband, Priest

Quotes 

• Dante Hicks : I guess we're not lucky at love or cards.

  Randal Graves : Which is why we almost became priests, remember?

  Priest : [In a singing voice]  Do you novitiates Hicks and Graves, before God and his church, now voluntarily take the solemn vows of obedience, poeverty, cand chastity?

  Dante Hicks , Randal Graves : [In a singing voice]  We do.

  Priest : Then by the powers invested in me by the state of New Jersey, I now pronounce you man and wife.

  Dante Hicks , Randal Graves : [Freaking out]  What?