Jeff Anderson: Randal Graves

Quotes 

• Randal Graves : And I've been working at the video store.

  Dante Hicks : I know.

  Randal Graves : This stinks, let's get out of here.

• Randal Graves : You're a lesbo too, Jeanie? No men in your life?

  Jeanie : Not after you.

  Randal Graves : Cha-Ching! What about Tracey Morgan? I dated her in eighth grade.

  Jeanie : Tracey and I have been married for five years.

  Randal Graves : Yes! Who is the man?

• Randal Graves : Check it out. Debbie Peters is heading this way for a little Randal.

  Debbie Peters : Graves, I never thought I'd see you here.

  Randal Graves : Dirty Debbie Peters. What are you, some kind of soldier?

  Debbie Peters : I'm a lesbian, you idiot.

  Randal Graves : What? Since when?

  Debbie Peters : Since about 2 seconds after we broke up.

  Randal Graves : Who is the man?

• Randal Graves : They used to call me "Sexy Randal The Pharaoh Wizard".