- Ed Brown: [Ed embraces Chico] Chico, you're a good boy, and you're my friend. And there's something you should know.
- Chico Rodriguez: What's that, Ed?
- Ed Brown: You're drooling on my shoulder.
- Louie Wilson: [after Ed starts barking like dog, due to Chico's post hypnotic suggestion] Chico, I wouldn't let him get near a hydrant!
- Chico Rodriguez: [after failing to hypnotize Louie] It didn't work.
- Louie Wilson: [after noticing Ed had been accidentally hypnotized] Yes it did! Yes it did!
- Louie Wilson: [Louie & Chico chase after Ed] He's flyin' out the door! Ed!
- Chico Rodriguez: Don't stand under him!
- Chico Rodriguez: Flora, Don't you know it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?
- Louie Wilson: It's even worse to see her after the wedding!
- Chico Rodriguez: Ed's marrying you under false pretenses. He don't even love you.
- Flora: Love? Look Chico, At our age we're lucky to have the strength to like each other!
- Chico Rodriguez: Listen, This is very important! Flora, I gave Ed a post hypnotic suggestion, in a trance, and the words that got you two together are, "Will you."
- Flora: Those are the words that get everybody together.
- Flora: Louie, Louie, Louie, Lend him your ring! Will you?
- Louie Wilson: Look Flora, Don't try none of your, "Will you's?" on me! I'm not hypnotized!