- Grasientus: [All in Latin] O mighty Caesar, the gods themselves do weep and fill the boundless ocean with tears of envy for even they do not possess such a beauty as your beloved Portia.
- Emperor: Well grovelled, Grasientus.
- Aulus Paulinus: Narrowly avoided the brown toga there.
- Aulus Paulinus: Greetings. I didn't catch the name.
- Mungo: They call me Mungo the Contradictory.
- Aulus Paulinus: Do they?
- Mungo: No.
- Badvoc: If we went around stabbing Romans whenever we felt like it, there'd be no Romans left... to stab whenever we felt like it.