Cheers (TV Series)

The Executive's Executioner (1985)

Randall Miller: Michael

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : [approaches a seated customer]  Bye. It's been a pleasure, sir.

  Michael : Thanks.

  [gets up from the table and leaves a 25-cent tip] 

  Carla Tortelli : Wait a minute.

  [grabs his arm] 

  Carla Tortelli : Is this for me?

  [points at the quarter, picks it up] 

  Michael : Yes.

  Carla Tortelli : [excitedly, to everyone in the bar]  Whoa wow, a quarter!

  [holds up the coin] 

  Carla Tortelli : He left me a whole quarter.

  Michael : Hey look...

  Carla Tortelli : Considering all that great service I gave him, I was expecting a big tip, but nothing of this magnitude.

  Michael : Would you hold on...

  Carla Tortelli : That does it. Thanks to him, I am on easy street. Now, I'm going to retire.

  [kisses the quarter] 

  Michael : Hey look, all right. I'll give you some more, OK? Here. Do you have change for a ten?

  [hands out a $10 bill] 

  Carla Tortelli : Yeah.

  [grabs the $10 bill and gives him back the quarter] 

  Carla Tortelli : Now beat it.