- Phillip Semenko: I make love to everything I paint.
- Diane Chambers: Your most famous painting is of the Harvard-Yale football game.
- Phillip Semenko: Yes, I spent three months in jail. College types don't understand me. I do however still get a few Christmas cards.
- Diane Chambers: You know the difference between you and a fat braying ass?
- Sam Malone: Nope.
- Diane Chambers: The fat braying ass would!