- Phoebe Halliwell: Piper, listen to me. You are the most sweetest, most caring person I've ever met. No, I mean that, you are. You're always there to help anybody, even strangers. You've been doing it your whole life. So there's no way you've been given this, this gift if it wasn't to do good things with it. To protect the innocent just like the Book Of Shadows said. Besides, if anyone is concerned of being bad, it's me, right? You've got nothing to be afraid of.
- Prue Halliwell: What are you doing?
- Piper Halliwell: Uh... nothing just watching a show.
- Prue Halliwell: About witches? Are you worried we're going to be burned at the stake?
- Piper Halliwell: Ha! Yeah right!
- Prue Halliwell: Brittany, are you all right?
- Piper Halliwell: I'll call 911.
- Prue Halliwell: And tell them what, that she's dying of old age at 25?
- Piper Halliwell: I don't know, it's like our whole lives have been like everybody else. Rushing off to work, going out on bad dates, buying shoes and suddenly we wake up one day and everything is different. We're witches now. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Are you kidding? It's a great thing.
- Piper Halliwell: You don't know that. We don't know anything about these powers. Why we have them, what they mean, where they come from. I mean, how do we know it's not... how do we know it's not from evil?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Piper, we've been through this. We're good witches.
- Piper Halliwell: Bad date?
- Prue Halliwell: No. No, no. Not at all. It was great. You know, dinner, movie, sex.
- Piper Halliwell: Excuse me? On you're first date? You sleaze.
- Prue Halliwell: It wasn't exactly our first date, Piper.
- Piper Halliwell: High school doesn't count. That was last decade. Spill it. Ooh, that bad?
- Prue Halliwell: No, actually that good. It was... Well, we were naked. But that's not the point. I told myself that things would be different. That we would take it slow. It just shouldn't of happened, that's all.
- Phoebe Halliwell: What shouldn't of happened?
- Piper Halliwell: Prue slept with Andy.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Hello.
- Prue Halliwell: Thanks a lot, mouth.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Wait, you were gonna tell her but not me? Family meeting.
- Prue Halliwell: Speaking of last night, what time did you end up rolling in?
- Phoebe Halliwell: No, no, no. Do not change the subject!
- Prue Halliwell: Don't dodge the question.
- Piper Halliwell: It must've been at least after 3...
- Phoebe Halliwell: I must still be on New York time.
- Prue Halliwell: Actually, that would make it later.
- Piper Halliwell: [to Phoebe] Or maybe you and Alec...
- Prue Halliwell: Who's Alec?
- Piper Halliwell: Some hottie she hit on in the restaurant.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Excuse me, revisionist history. He hit on me, remember the whole vision thing?
- Prue Halliwell: Vision thing? Please tell me you didn't use your powers...
- [pauses, looks to Piper]
- Piper Halliwell: Don't put me in the middle!
- Prue Halliwell: I'm not, you were born in the middle.
- Rex Buckland: Well. I really don't know what to say, except you're hired, if you still want the job.
- Prue Halliwell: Are you serious?
- Rex Buckland: Can you start Monday?
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, absolutely.
- Rex Buckland: Terrific. It's done then. Yeah, we can sort out the details when you come in. In the mean time, welcome aboard.
- Prue Halliwell: Thanks. Bye.
- Rex Buckland: Well, what do you think?
- Hannah Webster: I think she's either the luckiest woman alive or she's a witch.
- Elderly Man: Should be used on grandchildren's birthdays. It's a ten million dollar jackpot. Who knows? I mean, today may be our lucky day. If not, we're gonna lose our house.
- Phoebe Halliwell: [Phoebe has a premonition] 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Those are the winning numbers.
- Clerk: Yeah, yeah, right lady. You want this stuff or don't you?
- Phoebe Halliwell: 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Trust me, Mr. Today is your lucky day. I think I'll buy one of these lottery tickets too.
- Piper Halliwell: By the way, is it true that evil beings can't go into a church without being...
- Pastor Williams: Evil beings? You mean, like what, vampires?
- Piper Halliwell: Vampires? No. I was thinking more on the lines of witches.
- Pastor Williams: Witches, huh? Let me out it to you this way: I sure wouldn't wanna risk it.
- Piper Halliwell: Well, she kinda, sort of thinks she might be a witch.
- Pastor Williams: Witches again, huh?
- Piper Halliwell: Not a good thing, is it?
- Pastor Williams: Certainly not a question I get everyday. How well do you remember Sunday school lessons? I suggest Exodus 22:18. "Thou shall not suffer a witch to live."
- Piper Halliwell: Meaning...
- Pastor Williams: If you go by the old school, it means put her to death. She's evil.
- Prue Halliwell: Piper, what are you talking about?
- Piper Halliwell: I'm telling you: I saw something about it in the Book Of Shadows. Okay, look. See? Javna feeds one week out of every year, stealing the life force from the young.
- Prue Halliwell: By evoking the black magic power - the evil eye - to sustain eternal youth.
- Piper Halliwell: It's gotta be what happened to Britney.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, but there must be some kind of incantation to reverse it.
- Piper Halliwell: There is. The hand of fatima. It says that the Prophet Mohammad centuries ago to banish Javna back to wherever the hell he came from.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah, well, the problem is we don't know who Javna is, let alone where he is.
- Rex Buckland: Well, what do you think?
- Hannah Webster: [Referring to Prue] I think either she's the luckiest woman alive or... she's a witch.