- Phoebe Halliwell: Look at them. They'll all live to dance another day, and what do we get? We saved the whole darn world. The least thing we could get is a thank you, you know.
- Bartender: Everyone has to vote on this: What if a building was on fire - do you save five strangers or one sibling?
- Prue, Piper, Phoebe Halliwell: Five strangers.
- Phoebe Halliwell: I thought dodging the Y2K bullet bought us more time on the whole Apocalypse thing.
- Leo Wyatt: You know why nothing happened on New Years Eve? Because it wasn't the real millennium. The monks who converted the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar made some critical errors.
- Piper: So when does the new millennium start?
- Leo Wyatt: Tonight, approximately.