- John Bosley: Did anyone ever tell you that you're outrageous?
- Lisa Gallo: Yes. They usually say outrageous AND charming.
- Lisa Gallo: Now how could such an attractive man as you stay single, hmm?
- John Bosley: Oh, there's a lot to be said for being single.
- Lisa Gallo: Well, you don't have to sell me on staying single. I've been single several times myself.
- Julie Rogers: [Julie has just crashed onto Mark Williams' balcony while trying to take his picture] I hope you don't mind me dropping in like this.
- Mark Williams: That's about the corniest line I've ever heard.
- Julie Rogers: Well, if I knew this was gonna happen, I'd've thought of a better one.
- Lisa Gallo: You know, the nice thing about having relationships at a place like this is that nobody expects them to last.
- John Bosley: [posing as a magazine writer] I'll remember that. I'll quote you.
- Lisa Gallo: Forget the quote, remember me...