- Jamie Powell: Sarah, my troubles are over. I found the lipgloss to go with my purple sweater!
- Sarah Powell: Great, that should end world hunger.
- Jamie Powell: Lighten up Sarah, you can't solve anybody's problems if you're not color coordinated.
- Charles: Buddy, in diplomacy, honesty is the best policy.
- Buddy Lembeck: But what if a guy's punching your face?
- Charles: Then insurance is the best policy.