- Lazlo: Hey, Edward! How was your movie night?
- Edward Platypus: [mimicking Lazlo] "How was your movie night"? How was my movie night? I'll tell you how it was! Can I tell you how I loathed it? How I would have preferred sitting in a cow's stomach, watching grass being digested?
- Lazlo: Okay, maybe later!
- Edward Platypus: [picking up a chair to hit the movie projector] YOU! MUST! DIE! SPROCKET-INFESTED LOWLIFE CELLULOID BIG BOY EXCUSE FOR A-
- [as he pounds the projector, he accidentally hits it so that it's directly facing him, and he finds himself staring straight into it]
- Lazlo: [speaking in Edward's mind] Oh, no, Edward. You are not a big boy. You are cosmically insufficient.
- Edward Platypus: I'm not a big boy.
- [Edward opens the door from outside]
- Edward Platypus: Aaayyy. I am a small boy.
- [He slithers to the mess hall]
- Edward Platypus: A slithering small boy.
- Slinkman: You know what would be funny? Playing a prank on the "Big Moose".
- Lazlo, Raj, Clam: The "Big Moose"?
- [the Jelly Beans burst out laughing]
- Lazlo: What's a prank?
- Slinkman: You guys are kidding me, right?
- [Lazlo smiles innocently]
- Slinkman: Uh...
- Lazlo: Uh...
- Slinkman: Okay, I can play along. I've got a whole bag of pranks.
- [He rummages around in his trunk while Lazlo, Raj and Clam eagerly watch]
- Slinkman: For example: the happy buzzer. It gives a person a shocking buzz when you shake hands.
- Lazlo: Wow!
- Slinkman: Go ahead, try it.
- [He gives it to Lazlo, who unexpectedly uses it on himself]
- Lazlo: You're right! It's totally shocking!
- Slinkman: No, no, the shock is for the other person.
- Lazlo: Oh. Here you go, Raj.
- Raj: Thank you kindly.
- [He also uses the buzzer on himself]
- Raj: This is marvellous! I'm like a hiccupping jumping bean!
- [Scoutmaster Lumpus is at his desk, spying on the Jellybeans when suddenly a horrific noise is transmitted from the microphone to the scoutmaster's headphones. Lumpus screams and tunes the radio]
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: What in mother's wig? I'm channelling a wildebeest with hepatitis!
- [In actual fact he's channelling Clam singing loudly and very badly into the microphone]
- Clam: BROTHER BORIS HAD A FARM! E-I-E-I-O!
- [Slinkman tries to pull the microphone away from Clam, but to no avail]
- Slinkman: [annoyed] Hey, could you- could you not do that? Please don't do that. Could you not do that, please?
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: Psst. Slinkman.
- Slinkman: Call me Boris.
- Scoutmaster Lumpus: I'll call you something else if you don't come out here!