Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
What's My Line?: Part 2 (1997)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here with *you*!
Xander Harris : I hope these are my last moments. Three more seconds with you and I'm gonna...
Cordelia Chase : I'm gonna what, Coward?
Xander Harris : Moron.
Cordelia Chase : I hate you!
Xander Harris : I hate you!
[they kiss]
Xander Harris : We *so* need to get outta here.
Cordelia Chase : Uh-huh.
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Cordelia Chase : You know what? I'm going... I'd rather be worm food than look at *your* pathetic face!
Xander Harris : Then go. I'm not stopping ya.
Cordelia Chase : I bet you wouldn't. I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself.
Xander Harris : Not just any girl. You're special.
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[an assassin has trapped Cordelia and Xander in Buffy's basement]
Xander Harris : What are you doin'?
Cordelia Chase : Going to see if he's gone!
Xander Harris : That's brilliant. What if he isn't?
Cordelia Chase : Oh, right! You think we should just slack here and hope that somebody else decides to be a hero? Sorry. Forgot I was stranded with a *loser*!
Xander Harris : And yet I never forgot that I'm stuck with the numb-brain who let Mr. Mutant in the house in the first place!
Cordelia Chase : He looked normal!
Xander Harris : What? Is he supposed to have an arrow with the word "assassin" over his head? All it took was the prospect of a free makeover and you licked his hand like a big, dumb dog.