Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The I in Team (2000)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Willow Rosenberg : I implore you, Neisa, blessed goddess of chance and fortune, heed my call. Send to me the heart I desire.
Xander Harris : [the camera pulls back to show she is holding five cards] You know, magic at the poker table qualifies as cheating.
Willow Rosenberg : That wasn't magic. I was praying. Two, please.
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Xander Harris : You are looking at the new local distributor for Boost Bars. "The natural food bar that provides a nutritional energy boost for active, health-conscience people." Want one?
Willow Rosenberg : No, Thanks. Those things usually taste... kind of tasteless. And then leave a bad aftertastelessness.
Xander Harris : Well, don't let the healthy scare you. Check out these ingredients. See? Loaded with fatty goodness.
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[Xander, Willow and Anya are playing poker]
Xander Harris : Wish the Buff could've made it. This three-hand poker is not quite the game.
Willow Rosenberg : Guess she's out with Riley. You know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend.
Anya : Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[the card deck explodes from Xander's hands, and in his embarrassment he changes the subject]
Xander Harris : Well, they do seem to fall into the Good Guy camp. I mean, they are anti-demon.
[Anya gives her a look]
Xander Harris : But probably pro ex-demon.
Willow Rosenberg : Well, they do seem to fall into the Good Guy camp. I mean, they are anti-demon.
Anya : Maybe. I choose to feel threatened.
Xander Harris : And why not? There's still heaps we don't know about these commandos. What exactly are they up to?
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Willow Rosenberg : Irony's kind of ironic that way.
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Riley Finn : Talk to me, Forrest.
Forrest Gates : Signal's somewhere in this neighborhood. Estimate within a two-block radius.
[in his apartment, Giles is digging into Spike's wound with the tweezers while Anya holds the flashlight for him]
Willow Rosenberg : It feels and looks like the ionizing spell is wearing off.
Xander Harris : Giles?
Rupert Giles : Uh, I've got it. I've got it!
[holds up the tweezers with a two-inch dart with a blinking red light]
Rupert Giles : [cut to Beta Team getting closer]
Riley Finn : Okay, we wanna keep the hostile contained. So no one is to make a move without my...
Forrest Gates : Wait. Signal's cleared up.
[points]
Forrest Gates : There.
Riley Finn : Let's go!
Rupert Giles : Um, go!
[Giles give tweezers to Xander who races down the hall]
Riley Finn : [cut back to Beta Team] What?
Forrest Gates : It's on the move.
Riley Finn : Heading?
Forrest Gates : Straight at us, forty meters and closing. Moving fast.
Graham Miller : In broad daylight?
Riley Finn : Look alive, people. Weapons at the ready.
Forrest Gates : Twenty-five meters... twenty... fifteen.
Riley Finn : Where?
Forrest Gates : To the left. Ten meters... five!
Riley Finn : Anyone?
Graham Miller : I got nothing.
Forrest Gates : This doesn't make sense. It went right past us.
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[Willow, Xander and Anya have been waiting for Buffy at the Bronze; now she shows up with Riley, Forrest, Graham, and others]
Buffy Summers : Oh, you know, I didn't think that you would mind. Uh, Riley and the guys were throwing a little impromptu celebration in my honor. And it made it, like, impossible to not invite them.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh, that's neat about the celebrating. I-I just thought this was supposed to be, you know, us. Just the Scooby corps, you know? I mean, I could have invited somebody else if I knew it was an open free-for-all.
Buffy Summers : I'm sorry. I had no idea. My total bad. So, who did you want to invite?
Willow Rosenberg : What?
Buffy Summers : You said you wanted to invite someone.
Willow Rosenberg : No, not... No one. I mean... I meant a hypothetical someone, which is to say no one.