Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Older and Far Away (2002)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Anya : I think she's possessed.

  Xander Harris : She's a teenager.

• Xander Harris : Happy Birthday, Buffy!

  [Xander and Anya wheel in a wooden chest] 

  Buffy Summers : Oh, my God. Did you guys make that?

  Anya : Yes. Well, Xander did the building. Um, I offered helpful suggestions while observing from a safe distance.

• Anya : [pottering about the Magic Box]  Do you think we should set up lots of candles for Buffy's party tomorrow?

  Xander Harris : Not if they're that horrible slug kind you keep trying to unload.

  Anya : I don't know why people get so turned off by slug.

  Xander Harris : Honey, *slugs* get turned off by slug.

• Dawn Summers : Oh, okay. So you've all just decided that somehow I'm responsible. Great. Here's me basking in the love.

  Xander Harris : No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all want to leave. And now we can't leave. Only thing missing is the cornfield. There... There isn't a cornfield, is there?

• [last lines] 

  [finally leaving Buffy's house] 

  Xander Harris : I just wanna run barefoot on the grass so I can feel the dewdrops between my... God, look at the stars!

• Richard : Hey, Xander, we gotta be at work in a few minutes.

  Xander Harris : Okay.

  Richard : I can't be late today.

  Spike : You should definitely go. Let's find your coat and get you on your merry way.

  Buffy Summers : Spike.

  Richard : I don't know why I'm not leaving.

  Spike : Me either. Besides, Ritchie, you can't skip breakfast, a growing boy like you. Me? I used to love breakfast. In the old days, I probably would have eaten by now.

  Buffy Summers : Of course, with that new diet of yours, you wanna be careful what you try putting in your mouth now, Spikey.

  Spike : Yeah? I don't know. Tummy's making all kinds of gurglies. Maybe I ought to just feed on whatever's around even if it doesn't go down well.

  [to Richard] 

  Spike : You, uh, work out?