Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Beneath You (2002)

D.B. Woodside: Principal Robin Wood

Quotes 

• Principal Robin Wood : And, Buffy, relax. There's only three things these kids understand: the boot, the bat, and the bastinada.

  [he laughs but then notices that Buffy isn't reacting] 

  Principal Robin Wood : It's the- It's a- It's a bad joke. It's the bastinada. No one ever knows what that thing is.

  Buffy Summers : Wooden rod used to slap the soles of the feet in Turkish prisons, but if made with the correct wood, makes an *awesome* billy club.

• Principal Robin Wood : Just remember that while you are here to help, you're not here to be their friend. Trust me. You open that door, and these students will eat you alive.

  Buffy Summers : You heard about Principal Flutie, right?

  Principal Robin Wood : Hmm?

  Buffy Summers : Forget it.